A TV anchor doing a rustic reality show on one of those pseudo-intellectual channels was interviewing a shepherd....
TV: And what do you feed the goat?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The white one.
Shepherd: I feed it grass.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also grass
TV: Where do you keep them at night?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The black one.
Shepherd: Oh, in the yard at the back of the house.
TV: And the white one?
Shepherd: Also in the yard at the back of the house.
TV: And where do you wash them?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The white one.
Shepherd: At the well in the front.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also at the well in the front
TV: You idiot, why do you keep asking about which goat when you treat both of them exactly the same way?
Shepherd: Because the white one belongs to me.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also belongs to me!
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TV: And what do you feed the goat?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The white one.
Shepherd: I feed it grass.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also grass
TV: Where do you keep them at night?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The black one.
Shepherd: Oh, in the yard at the back of the house.
TV: And the white one?
Shepherd: Also in the yard at the back of the house.
TV: And where do you wash them?
Shepherd: Which goat? The white one or the black one?
TV: The white one.
Shepherd: At the well in the front.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also at the well in the front
TV: You idiot, why do you keep asking about which goat when you treat both of them exactly the same way?
Shepherd: Because the white one belongs to me.
TV: And the black one?
Shepherd: Also belongs to me!
Program interrupted due to technical reasons...